10 Things I do to annoy my friends
A list. Feel free to add any I've missed.
1. Poke you in the head repeadily when I am drunk
2. Give you a wet willie when I am drunk
3. Punching you in the gut when I am drunk
4. Getting in fights with random people when I am drunk
5. Thinking that all the worlds a stage and I'm on Broadway when I am drunk
6. Throwing my cats at you when I am drunk
7. Slapping your ass when I am drunk
8. Singing Journey when I am drunk
9. Getting into arguments over the only band that matter when I am drunk
10. Passing out early only to return to full hyperactive status a few hours later when I am drunk
As you can see, I'm a perfect angel when I am sober
1. Poke you in the head repeadily when I am drunk
2. Give you a wet willie when I am drunk
3. Punching you in the gut when I am drunk
4. Getting in fights with random people when I am drunk
5. Thinking that all the worlds a stage and I'm on Broadway when I am drunk
6. Throwing my cats at you when I am drunk
7. Slapping your ass when I am drunk
8. Singing Journey when I am drunk
9. Getting into arguments over the only band that matter when I am drunk
10. Passing out early only to return to full hyperactive status a few hours later when I am drunk
As you can see, I'm a perfect angel when I am sober
posted by Evil Tadpole @ 3:52 PM
2 Comments:
At 1:27 AM, April 13, 2005,
Full Metal Lunchbox said…
I still remember what happened to you my last cocktail party nearly two years ago. Now it is almost time for a repeat performance.
At 10:31 AM, April 13, 2005,
Evil Tadpole said…
But this year I will not be a judge, so maybe it'll go better.
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